There are many terms that will come up regularly on Eat Your Heart Out L.A., and it might be useful for you to get acquainted with them. Feel free to incorporate them into your vernacular. I don’t mind.
boomerang ex /boo-muh-rang eks/ n.
1. a former flame from a failed relationship who later reappears at the most inconvenient of times.
danny /dan-ee/ n.
1. a man who repeatedly suggest plans but fails to follow through with setting a firm date.
2. a man who falls into the pattern of asking a woman out on a date, dodging the date, then suggesting plans again a week later.
NoMod /noh-mod/ n.
1. an ex-boyfriend known for his verbal outbursts and strict rules, including the forbiddance of interacting with any other males without the presence of another female.